Easter is less than a week away, and that got me thinking. One of our Easter traditions at home is to watch “The Ten Commandments.” When in college, there are also certain guidelines we students should follow to survive this crazy time in our lives. I give you “The 10 Commandments for College Students”!
- Honor thy professors.
Life will go a whole lot easier if you don’t question what they tell you to do… and ALWAYS read the syllabus.
2. Thou shalt not use a source in a paper without properly citing it.
Plagiarism will get you kicked out of school, so don’t try it. APA, MLA, Chicago – so many styles, so little time.
- Thou shall purchase expensive textbooks you will never use.
Use the book as a door stop instead of a reference. We’ve all been there. At least, you will probably get $4.95 in book buy-back at the end of the semester.
- Thou shall not sleep.
Never getting enough sleep is basically a given when in college. There’s always something you should be doing rather than sleeping.
- Thou shall wait until the night before to study for an exam.
So many regrets. But, for some reason, we all keep trying it. Maybe we like living on the edge. Maybe we like failing. Procrastination is a college sport.
- Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s GPA.
There’s no reason to want something you aren’t willing to work hard to achieve. Raise your own GPA instead of worrying about others’.
- Thou shall survive on caffeine and pizza alone.
Coffee is a way of life. And, when you go to UofL, like me, it’s Papa Johns. All day. Every day.
- Thou bank account shall always be overdrawn.
It’s a good day when you check your bank account and you think you have $1.00 and you really have $3.00!
- Thou shall worship the teams of your college and have no other teams before them.
Every t-shirt in your closet probably has your school’s insignia plastered on the front in big bold school colors. For my friends and me, it’s red and black all the way! Go Cards!
- Thou shall not cheat.
You know, they never prosper.